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Sep 18

lightfulfillment:

Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!
White ppl:
Originally posted by chenb0t

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7 years ago

Sep 12

Anonymous asked: My life is a fucking mess right now how is yours?

meqabitch-deactivated20200901:

I’m basically fucked when it comes to life.

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7 years ago

Sep 12

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7 years ago

Apr 12

tueften:

womanontheedgeoftyne:
submissivefeminist:
vittyyluvscookies:
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners
and also, why do sometimes think i must be bleeding or something really bad and run to the toilet and then hardly nothing has happened, and other times i think “i’m fine” and then later realise there’s blood everywhere?
that vagina-owner feel

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7 years ago

Dec 16

apricotvevo:

What an obscure reference. who noticed this? Who watched Over by Hedge recently enough to recall this?

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8 years ago

Dec 16

earthdad:

I’m dating a supervillian

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8 years ago

Dec 16

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8 years ago

Dec 16

alaskaisnotlost:

nidoqueeen:
sweetsiddaleigh:
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOREVER
literally every person on tumblr.
In case you were wondering, this is what it’s like to work in customer service.

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8 years ago

Dec 16

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:
Goth
Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

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8 years ago

Dec 15

tayloracleswift:

thetattedstoner:
rhsin:
?
Dear god
here you go Pizza Hut you earned this

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8 years ago